2005-04-14

Seriously, police chiefs must get no respect at all

Previously, on No-sword, we noted the appointment as police-chief-for-a-day of a ball-tossing robot in Hakata. It has come to my attention that this was not an isolated incident. At about the same time...

  • ...in Kawagoe, a high school senior was appointed chief for a day. She is apparently the head of her school's pep squad, BOMBERS, which explains the cheerleaders in those photos. (The regular chief does not, presumably, get cheerled.)
  • ... in Harajuku, up-and-coming singer mica was chief for a day. I doubt that the Sanspo repoters will ever again have such a legitimate reason to use the word minisukaporisu ("miniskirt police", in katakana).
  • ... in Saitama City, the one-day police chief position was shared by two kids in elementary school, ages 10 and 11. I understand that under their leadership the Mystery of Smuggler's Cove was finally solved, but unpleasant rumours linger about the mysterious, brutal slaying of small-time conman Bugs Meanyzawa.
And it's all being done to promote a countrywide spring safety campaign.

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justin:

Encyclopoedia Chairo in "The Case of the Missing Finger".


Wyatt:

Are there any stats as to which "chief du jour" was most effective in detering crime? I'm putting money on the bean bag shooting robot.


Matt:

Those stats are presumably classified. But my money's on the robot too. And what's up with mica? Isn't it a cliche by now that pretty girls in short skirts CAUSE traffic accidents?


Craig:

i have nothing intelligent to add, except to say 'Bugs Meanyzawa...hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha. tee-hee.'

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