MinikuLOVE
"MinikuLOVE" is a service that will hold on to your old-flame memorabilia for you so that you don't have to worry about your current flame stumbling upon it while you're in the shower. You can also pay an exorbitant fee to have a professional recording made of any love letters that might be in the box.
Is this real? Is anything? I don't even know any more.
Certainly the parent company is real. The whole thing seems to basically be a stunt to promote their API.
Here's the linguistic side. Mini and "love" are from English, of course. Kura is a very old Japanese word for a storehouse, which may have originally derived from a word meaning "place where things go/sit", as seen in old words like takakura "high seat", negura "sleeping place [for birds]", etc. The non-obvious part is that in Japanese "love" traditionally becomes rabu — so "MinikuLOVE" is actually just "Minikura" + bu.
leoboiko:
I wonder if 'makura' is related. Or 'kurashi', or 'kurai' (as in extent, or as in position), or 'kuraberu'. Damn. Now my imagination can draw spurious etymologies for almost any word with 'kura' in it. Even 'chakura'.