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C.: We only have two weeks left before the wedding ceremony... I guess I should start turning into Bridezilla.
Me: What? No! Bridezilla doesn't mean "a bride who prepares properly for her wedding", it means "a bride who makes everyone unhappy by being unreasonable about her wedding preparations". It's a bad thing.
C.: Okay, then, Bramera.
Bill:
You must marry this girl, and quickly, before the aliens seize her for their princess.