2007-12-10

Κουμκουατ τι θελεις? Respondebat illa: αποθανειν θελω.

Kinkan (金柑) is Japanese for kumquat. To the best of my understanding, the kumquat is valued primarily for its goofy name in English-speaking territories (and in particular by English-speaking improvisational comedians), but in Japan they are believed to have throat-soothing powers.

But how to activate these powers? In our household, like this:

  1. Pull the stems off some kumquats and place them in a saucepan.
  2. Poke holes in them so that they don't burst.
  3. Cover with water and simmer over a low flame until they turn transparent.
  4. Add some sugar -- say, a little more than half as much sugar as there is kumquat in the saucepan (by weight).
  5. Keep simmering until the water turns into sugary goo as well.

We are aiming here not to candy the kumquats, but rather to create a syrupy amber hell through which they drift like bloated, awkward ghosts. This we will take into ourselves.

It is best when blended with kettle-hot water, so what you will usually want to do is tip a kumquat and a little syrup into a cup, tear the kumquat apart with a fork or similar, and then pour the water over the top. The same kumquat is usually good for a refill or two, although you may want to add more syrup.

I do not know if the kumquat is actually good for sore throats or if any hot, sugary drink would do as well, but I can confirm that a few cups of this can at least calm the virus down long enough for you to get to sleep.

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Julie:

I used to love drink the pre-bottled kumquat syrup when I was a kid!


amida:

Damn you, No-Sword! I meant to write a comment on this post yesterday about the packaged pipa gao 枇杷膏 Chinese medicine for sore throats that I swear by. (Pipa is the Chinese for loquat. It is a sticky, sweet syrup that you can either drink straight or mix with hot water.) I didn't write my comment and now I have a sore throat! I am drinking some right now.


language hat:

There is an accent only on Κουμκουάτ. This bothers me.


Matt:

Julie -- yeah, my throat is mostly better now but I'm still enjoying that syrup!

Amida -- Sounds like you got hit with some serious small orange fruit _urami_.

language hat: I confess -- I copied that part from Wikipedia. I have destroyed the evidence now.

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