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Kinkan (金柑) is Japanese for kumquat. To the best of my understanding, the kumquat is valued primarily for its goofy name in English-speaking territories (and in particular by English-speaking improvisational comedians), but in Japan they are believed to have throat-soothing powers.
But how to activate these powers? In our household, like this:
- Pull the stems off some kumquats and place them in a saucepan.
- Poke holes in them so that they don't burst.
- Cover with water and simmer over a low flame until they turn transparent.
- Add some sugar -- say, a little more than half as much sugar as there is kumquat in the saucepan (by weight).
- Keep simmering until the water turns into sugary goo as well.
We are aiming here not to candy the kumquats, but rather to create a syrupy amber hell through which they drift like bloated, awkward ghosts. This we will take into ourselves.
It is best when blended with kettle-hot water, so what you will usually want to do is tip a kumquat and a little syrup into a cup, tear the kumquat apart with a fork or similar, and then pour the water over the top. The same kumquat is usually good for a refill or two, although you may want to add more syrup.
I do not know if the kumquat is actually good for sore throats or if any hot, sugary drink would do as well, but I can confirm that a few cups of this can at least calm the virus down long enough for you to get to sleep.
Julie:
I used to love drink the pre-bottled kumquat syrup when I was a kid!