On naming a hypothetical child
WIFE: We are not naming our first child Gizaemon.
ME: All right, we can compromise. Sanshirō.
WIFE: You mean like the book?
ME: Right.
WIFE: No. But I'm not opposed to a name from Sōseki in principle.
ME: Let's see... the cat still hasn't got one...
WIFE: Sensei?
ME: Watashi?
WIFE: ... K?
ME: Sōseki might be a dead end.
Jon:
well played, well played.