Good ol' AMURO Namie's new TV commercial is for Lipton Limone. Just in case you haven't got fifteen seconds to watch it, or are afraid of foreheads, here's the summary: She describes, in song, a self that "keeps shining", then causes a bottle of Limone to materialize in her hand. As she necks it, an unseen guy remarks "If there's a lemon tea that sparkles/makes you sparkle more than this, I wish someone would tell me what it is!"

Why, dude? Because you'd jump ship right now, in mid-pitch? That's not very classy. Show some commitment to the product!

It looks like even Amuro is slyly considering her options.