The Eight Principles of Yong
A Wikipedia link, but a good one. And hey, it's the weekend.
I can see this being the basis for some pretty wild pseudo-Sinology. "Etymologically, 'yong', or 'permanence,' means, 'A strange stone on the jade table supported by an iron pillar next to a crab with tiger teeth and a rhinoceros horn pecking a golden sword.' This profound observation is just as relevant in the fast-paced business world of today."