Via Dorian, I learn that suddenly Superman's handlers are all "Yo, everybody! Superman? So not gay," which made me laugh because if there's a more effective way to make everyone think you're gay than to strenuously deny it for no obvious reason, I've yet to discover it.

Personally, I just want to know if he's stopped beating his boyfriend yet.

But I mostly wanted to recommend Dorian's other recent Superman post, especially the last line.