2006-04-15

"I don't deny, gentlemen, that this mart is marty...


"... What I am asking you is, is it marty enough?"

Popularity factor: 6

Scott:

Are you saying it should be...SUPER Marty Mart?!!

Is the world ready?!


rachael:

it just wants to be a marky mark, of course.


Paul Davidson:

Do they serve a funky brunch?


IbaDaiRon:

It looks more like "Marky Mark" to me, too.

That mean if they fizzle out in this industry they can always switch to another? To fizzle out there as well?


Matt:

Ah, I knew I could count on you guys to provide the actual jokes. All I had was some lame crack about opening a competitor store down the street called "Martier Mart".


IbaDaiRon:

I don't know, I think that has the potential to pick up its bed and walk around a bit (another Easter miracle?!), maybe something riffed off that home realty/builder company, Sekisui (Sexy?) House, ad:

Marty, Martier, Martiest.

(Maybe all spelled with "y" for that "Oh my God what are they doing to my language" frisson?)

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