Welcome, adventurer
Short version: DotQuest.
Long version: So, I said to myself, "Self, you need to learn how to use CGI and the like."
"Yeah, and you need to lose a few pounds and stop meddling in people's motherfucking business," my self replied.
Harsh words were exchanged and calculators were employed to convert pounds into kilograms, but it all worked out for the best and now I have a working, if limited, adventure survival horror game on No-sword.
P.S. "Enshamen" to cheat.
P.P.S. I also fixed the bug which meant you could never truly die, but became trapped in an endless loop of agony and madness instead. That one was kind of creepy.
Nathan:
I have waited my whole life for this game. I managed to eat five kittens before I went insane.