(But I deleted some where my answers were too boring.)

Four jobs I've had:

1. Janitor at below minimum wage
2. Box-mover at a McDonalds that had to tone down its storefront to get permission to open in the banky part of town
3. Checkout guy at a supermarket that catered to rich folks living in the serviced apartments above
4. Night shift at a huge secondhand bookstore -- I got paid to sit and read, and what I couldn't read in my working hours I could buy at a discount and read on the way home

Four places I have lived:

1. Across the road from Melbourne General Cemetery
2. Shuttling back and forth between an internet cafe and Yoyogi Park, for three days
3. Upstate New York in winter
4. By a freeway in Yokohama, in an apartment overlooking a cracked concrete area where young mothers took their kids to play when it wasn't too hot

Four TV shows I love to watch:

1. Futurama
2. Gilmore Girls
3. The Rules of Misfortune -- Red Woman, Black Woman
4. Fantasy Bedtime Hour

Four of my favorite dishes:

1. Eel
2. Dumplings from Camy
3. Curry rice from Joytime
4. Another eel

Four places I'd rather be right now:

I can honestly say that I'm pretty happy where I am. Maybe "a nicer apartment", but not if I have to pay for it.

Uh, I mean, I wish for world peace!

Four people to do this next:

1. Will
2. Roy
3. Pete
4. Justin

However, I challenge them to respond as Bizarro versions of themselves.