So I guess we still don't know if the whole Little Red Book Red Flag to DHS story is true or not, but it's sounding truer all the time -- truer, and even more hilarious! HAHAHA THEY ACTUALLY THINK MAOISTS ARE A THREAT. (UPDATE: Oh noes! It was a hoax!)

Anyway, since they seem to be prioritizing old Chinese book readers, and I presume they are scanning this blog automatically through Echelon, I thought it'd be best to warn them about an even more dangerous, dastardly, and -- dare I say it? -- inscrutable literary threat -- the Art of War!

In night-fighting, then, make much use of signal-fires and drums, and in fighting by day, of flags and banners, as a means of influencing the ears and eyes of your army.
A whole army may be robbed of its spirit; a commander-in-chief may be robbed of his presence of mind.

Support the troops! Protect the president! Ban canvas, percussion, and oxidization!