Terror-fying secrets of the Sinister East

So I guess we still don't know if the whole Little Red Book Red Flag to DHS story is true or not, but it's sounding truer all the time -- truer, and even more hilarious! HAHAHA THEY ACTUALLY THINK MAOISTS ARE A THREAT. (UPDATE: Oh noes! It was a hoax!)

Anyway, since they seem to be prioritizing old Chinese book readers, and I presume they are scanning this blog automatically through Echelon, I thought it'd be best to warn them about an even more dangerous, dastardly, and -- dare I say it? -- inscrutable literary threat -- the Art of War!

In night-fighting, then, make much use of signal-fires and drums, and in fighting by day, of flags and banners, as a means of influencing the ears and eyes of your army.
A whole army may be robbed of its spirit; a commander-in-chief may be robbed of his presence of mind.

Support the troops! Protect the president! Ban canvas, percussion, and oxidization!

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Oh, stop the hoopla already: he didn't have any presence of mind to begin with!

Just wait and see, they'll get so busy ransacking everyone's cupboards and checking under beds that they'll totally miss the enemy at the gates. Even waving flags and beating drums. (= Indistinguishable from the wingnuts inside!)

I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just; that his justice cannot sleep forever. - Thomas Jefferson

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