Nis nu cwicra nan þe ic him modsefan minne durre sweotule asecgan
I don't mean to seem insensitive by continuing to post about old Japanese books as though Hurricane Katrina hadn't happened (apart from a single link to a "lighter side" item). I figure that you guys can find places to donate without my help, and it isn't like my switching to an all-refugee camp format would make any real difference.
I do think that everyone who hasn't already should go down to Crooks and Liars and watch Smith & Rivera vs. Hannity & Colmes. I've heard people call Geraldo's baby-handling a cheap stunt, and it's true that those babies didn't look happy to be separated from their carers, even for a second. But you know, even in the least generous interpretation -- which I don't subscribe to -- of Geraldo cynically planning the whole thing and faking those tears without an ounce of genuine pity, the fact that there are still babies to pick up in that dark, dirty, corpse-choked convention centre renders the question of authenticity completely irrelevant. You can be an atheist in a foxhole, but you can't be a hipster.
Il Geraldo con bambino also served to mirror those hundreds and hundreds of "celebrity poses with child orphaned by war/famine/genocide/natural disaster" images we've seen over the course of our lives. It can happen to you wherever you are. Nowhere and nobody is safe. Or, put the other way, they were us all along.
Oh, and, confidential to S.H.: when you're talking to two guys who are knee-deep in the worst disaster on your country's soil in at least a century, and visibly on the verge of cracking, and the subject is the terrible plight of thousands of your fellow human beings, never, ever make this gesture:
Seriously.
EDIT: I just had to add this for posterity:
'And I want to give you one last story and I'll shut up and let you tell me whatever you want to tell me. The guy who runs this building I'm in, emergency management, he's responsible for everything. His mother was trapped in St. Bernard nursing home and every day she called him and said, "Are you coming, son? Is somebody coming?" And he said, "Yeah, Mama, somebody's coming to get you. Somebody's coming to get you on Tuesday. Somebody's coming to get you on Wednesday. Somebody's coming to get you on Thursday. Somebody's coming to get you on Friday." And she drowned Friday night. She drowned Friday night. Nobody's coming to get us. Nobody's coming to get us.'
Anonymous:
Thanks Matt. I knew you'd get round to it. But I'm afraid my Angled Saxophone is a bit rusty ...