The last refuge of a scoundrel

2005-07-18

The last refuge of a scoundrel

Matt:: http://www.kahaku.go.jp/jomonvsyayoi/
Suihanki:: omg...
Matt:: the only sad thing is that they don't actually have people dressed up as jomon and yayoi folks fighting
Suihanki:: THAT's FALSE ADVERTISING!!
Suihanki says:: I love the facial expressions on the two tho.
Suihanki says:: jomon's got her head tilted like she's about to fuck shit up, old school style
Matt says:: but yayoi's got a kind of cool poise
Matt says:: she's like, yeah, bring your rope-decorated pottery, i can take it
Suihanki says:: yeah... she looks like she's got more of the fire in her eyes
Matt says:: plus i guess she benefits because her people have the mysterious and advanced technology of the Belt.
Matt says:: jomon's hairpin could do some damage tho
Suihanki says:: yeah all those bone earings and jewelry
Matt says:: those are probably from humans. other yayoi warriors she bested. and the girl in this picture is like the final boss.
Matt says:: when they start fighting she suddenly sprouts six extra arms.
Suihanki says:: dude, they could totally start a fighter out of this. just like capcom vs snk
Matt says:: and you could continue, and fight heian people and edo people and stuff
Suihanki says:: i can't believe they had such a great idea

Popularity factor: 3

Justin:

I think yayoi would win. She's got The Rage(tm). The other girl just looks like one of my first-year students dressed up and trying oh-so-hard to look badass but not at all succeeding.

Yayoi sez: "Close but not close enough honey, mmkay?" WHUMP.

Justinwww.shock-e.com

Matt:

Yeah, she'd be like "Didn't you learn your lesson 2000 years ago? We have the secret of rice cultivation! You have no chance to survive, make your time!"

If Trent Reznor had been born back then, the Yayoi fighter would have been his biggest fan, I bet.

Suihanki:

Man, I'm so bitter after you deleted my comment! Haha and my horrible jokes. All your pottery are belong to us!

2005-07-18