The Bifidus had been growing in a Suntory vat for some time

"You drinkin' me? You drinkin' me? Then what the hell else are you drinkin'? You drinkin' me? Well, I'm the only beverage here. What do you think you're drinkin'? Oh yeah? Huh? Okay.

"Remember, you're only as healthy as you feel."

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I hope endlessly for, like, a 'Popeye & Cloudy' aloe-flavored tea, or maybe a Mean Streets license would be better. I can't decide. I hope I don't have to do this myself, because with awareness it's less amusing.

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