Haiku lesson has rolled around again and as usual there are some great ones. My favorite so far has been this effort from a second-year boy, on the theme of "Las Vegas":

Gamble
Sexy gals
Fat ass

Close second, this one on "Batman" (yes, inspired by the Composite Superman):

Leather smell
Deep voice
Man smell

I hasten to add that these are not examples of unintentional non-native-speaker goofs -- the authors and their friends found them hilarious too.