Embarrassing conversation with a student
STUDENT: Hey, Matt-sensei, what are you reading?
ME: (showing cover) "An Instance of the Fingerpost".
S: A what?
M: "An Instance of the Fingerpost".
S: What does that mean?
M: ... I don't know.
S: (laughs at me until he almost dies)
This must be what people mean when they talk about overly clever postmodernists ruining the joy of literature.
language:
An instance of the fingerpost.
Kids gazing at a fingerpost in awe. Oh what fun the '50s were! Doesn't that look like a thrill? These kids today with their Game Boys and whatnot, they don't know what they're missing.
--LH