So much apocryphy!
Enormous collection of Christian apocrypha. Award for Best Title goes to the Infancy Gospel of Pseudo-Matthew. I know that "Pseudo-Matthew" is just a literary fiction designed to convey that the work in question was attributed to Matthew, but is now believed not to have been written by him after all... but I can't shake the image of a shadowy figure in a rubber Matthew mask taking notes as he watches the infant Jesus play.
Patrick:
Hmm... how recently did you change your email? I sent one to the other address a few days ago regarding my pending trip to Japan. Did you get that one?