2005-03-31

"No, In A Good Way"

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Anonymous:

I was sneaky and bought a bottle of this when you weren't looking. . . Since I've been using it, I have these strong urges to dunk my face in a mug of hot cocoa, and sandwich my head between two grahm crackers and a piece of chocolate. But let me tell you, my skin has never been so soft. . . or white.


Matt:

Weird, I didn't buy any but I have that urge to dunk my face in chocolate too.


Will:

I knew a woman who tried to test me once.I ate her skin.With some cocoa beans and a nice glass of milk.

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