"No, In A Good Way"

I knew a woman who tried to test me once.I ate her skin.With some cocoa beans and a nice glass of milk.
A blog about Japanese language, literature, culture, and art by Matt Treyvaud. (More)
matt at no-sword.jp
「ハテ江戸訛といふけれど。おいらが詞は下司下郎で。ぐつと鄙しいのだ。正銘の江戸言といふは。江戸でうまれたお歴々のつかふのが本江戸さ。」
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Anonymous:
I was sneaky and bought a bottle of this when you weren't looking. . . Since I've been using it, I have these strong urges to dunk my face in a mug of hot cocoa, and sandwich my head between two grahm crackers and a piece of chocolate. But let me tell you, my skin has never been so soft. . . or white.