The most uplifting day of the year
It's International Women's Day! Let's all celebrate by not learning Esperanto. (Link indirectly via languagehat.)
Special Japan-only bonus celebration: It's Escalator Day! According to Wikipedia, this commemorates the unveiling and demonstration of Japan's first escalator at the Taishou Exhibition (大正博覧会) in 1914 (大正三年, Taishou Year 3), held in Ueno, Tokyo. Here are some cakes that were also viewable there. Mmm... pre-war cake.
In the interest of fairness, I should mention that Mitsukoshi also claims the glory of having run Japan's first escalator. However, according to a note at the bottom of this page, Mitsukoshi didn't renovate, escalatorise and reopen its Nihonbashi branch until the 28th of September in 1914. If this is correct, Mitsukoshi can claim the first permanent escalator in Japan, but not the very first.
You can look at a small picture of that escalator (presumably) here, courtesy of the Japan Elevator Association. But you can't ride it, because it was destroyed in an earthquake.
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Don't like the sexism and general weirdness of Esperanto? Learn the language even fewer people speak: Ido!